Comments on Boobs, Injuries and Dr Pepper: What Day Is It?

Yay - you're back! I haven't looked for in...

2011-09-12T21:21:01.214-05:00

Yay - you're back! I haven't looked for in a while so it was a wonderful surprise to find you'd changed your mind. I enjoy reading your stuff although I seldom comment. But I did want to tell you I'm glad you're back and I hope you don't let the trolls get you down!!!!!!!!

where's the picture?!

2011-09-11T19:10:06.401-05:00

where's the picture?!

This made giggle like a madwoman! Sounds like some...

2011-09-08T16:56:25.885-05:00

This made giggle like a madwoman! Sounds like something my daughter would do. Glad to see you back!

Correct. Even if you say the F[ragrant]-bomb? No, ...

2011-09-07T20:25:11.141-05:00

Correct. Even if you say the F[ragrant]-bomb? No, you won't go to Hell. how silly. You'll only go to the dreaded P which Protestants hate. Purgatory. Me, too. We can pray for each other while surrounded by the warmth of fire. How nice. But, yet, if you wanna straight2heaven when you croak? Groovy. Don't say anything; offer THEM rats the other cheek; and you'll die in peace. I'm not FROM this filthy world ruled by the stanky BO (our prez) who's controlled by the whorizontal billionaires; I'm from Heaven where I'll soon return. Don't understand? Lemme give you an 'Xmpull, toots --- HEAR YE! O HEAR YE! Wanna be at my BIG-ol, kick-ass, party-hardy celebrating our resurrection for eons and eons in Heaven Above, girly? A profusion of peace, eternal plethora of paradise, palm trees, 72ish degrees, fuzzy-navels, point-blank, passion-in-primetime, pink, picturesque-portions-we’ll-possess, delicious-and-nutritious perennial pleasures, too, without price, nor pride, without passwords, nor plastic, nor pretext. You’re more than welcome, girl; you’re definitely invited - God’s calling you through this sinfull mortal. Whether you respond YAY or NAY is up to you --- God only gives bawls to those who see the need for humility, Miss Indelible. God bless you.

So cool College! WOW! The feather bit is funny! ...

2011-09-06T10:05:01.060-05:00

So cool College! WOW! The feather bit is funny! Classic case of what we want is not always what we expect!

Of course not! You didn't tell me you opened ...

2011-09-05T21:44:46.863-05:00

Of course not! You didn't tell me you opened your blog back up, I'm so so glad! You're too talented not to share your gift with others, girl. Love you!

Yep, Little girls are like that. Lil Skraps

2011-09-03T16:22:35.315-05:00

Yep, Little girls are like that.
Lil Skraps

I'm so glad to see you back. You've been ...

2011-09-02T15:38:11.084-05:00

I'm so glad to see you back. You've been missed.

Crystal, I m glad to see you posting again. Your ...

2011-08-31T12:57:02.995-05:00

Crystal,
I m glad to see you posting again. Your sense of humor is hysterical. I rarely comment but had read most of your archived posts. I know this is a faceless medium of communication but I have nothing but the utmost respect for you to have the courage to share your life with any who would read. I would be willing to bet that there are many more folks who feel as I do, that my day, our day, is much brighter when you share a funny anecdote about your family or the absurdities of everyday life. I hope you choose to continue to share these moments with us. As for the lurking trolls on your comment board, I cant help but pity someone who has nothing better to do but hide behind a computer screen, to anonymously harrass & demean others. They need to find a firm grasp on reality and realize what is important in life. Please dont let that unfortunate pitiful minority keep you from making my day brighter with your observations and anecdotes. Cheers to you and well wishes to your family, Andy

Sometimes the best way to win an argument with kid...

2011-08-30T21:29:07.408-05:00

Sometimes the best way to win an argument with kids is to lose the argument. Heh.

Visiting from Os. Great wee blog.

2011-08-25T01:48:09.109-05:00

Visiting from Os. Great wee blog.

And what did school think of Harmony-watha?

2011-08-24T16:19:01.810-05:00

And what did school think of Harmony-watha?

HA! That's funny!

2011-08-24T10:37:26.345-05:00

HA! That's funny!

I'm glad you're back too! ;-)

2011-08-24T09:15:36.750-05:00

I'm glad you're back too! ;-)

Too funny. So glad that you're back.

2011-08-23T23:04:29.704-05:00

Too funny.
So glad that you're back.